ballocks

noun

  1. The testicles (sometimes used in the singular)

  2. Nonsense or information deliberately intended to mislead.

  3. (used as singular) An idiot, an ignorant or disagreeable person.

  4. A contraction of the dog's bollocks.

verb

  1. (taboo) To break.

  2. (taboo) (also bollocks up) To fail (a task); to make a mess of.